Monday, October 13, 2008

Literature?

I have been discussing literature with two people whom I consider very knowledgeable on the subject. My brother is currently finishing his Masters degree in English at BYU and Michelle did her undergraduate in English and is writing a novel. I on the other hand have a degree in Humanities. Which basically means that I dabbled in English among other things (mostly art) and could never really commit to one subject.
The main thread of our conversation ultimately came down to the idea that the only good literature is depressing literature. Of course it was the two English majors who felt this way. As the only sensible person in the group I argued most strongly for the happy ending. Well, this continued for several different conversations. My brother ultimately claimed that depressing literature was the only literature with depth and intellect. Michelle, of course, agreed completely with him! I finally did what I always do when I seem to be at a conversational loss, I quoted Jane Austen. I think that her philosophy of literature is one of the finest. She begins the final chapter of Mansfield Park with this delightful thought:

"Let other pens dwell on guilt and misery. I quit such odious subjects as soon as I can, impatient to restore everybody, not greatly in fault themselves, to tolerable comfort, and to have done with all the rest."

Of all of her novels, I find that Mansfield Park is one of the most moralizing. I feel it is a tale of meekness and weakness and the vast difference between the two. There is great depth in her characters and the struggles they face. Yet ultimately, there is a happy ending. As Mary Poppins says, "A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down." Hooray for the optimists in literature! Thank heavens for Jane Austen!


Saturday, October 4, 2008

Frankly my dear, I don't give a ...

This is a companion piece to a post on Michelle's blog (The Innocent Flower) called "Top 10 reasons a best friend hates my novel". Some of you know Michelle and some of you don't. She is a dear friend of mine who has been working on her first novel for the last six months. I have been doing all that I can as a friend to support her in this. It has led to some very weird conversations and weeks that go by when we seem to have the exact same conversation every time she calls, usually beginning and ending with the phrase "No you are not a bad writer..." or "No I mean it, it is a great story. I am sure it will be published". Some days it is like having asking my children to do something, they just don't listen to me. So here in all its glory is my top 10 reasons why I hate Michelle's novel:

Number 10:
When she sent me the first draft after 3 months of writing: "I have not finished reading it yet! stop calling me!"

Number 9:
Can you say baggage?

Number 8:
I have spent the last six months telling her she is NOT a lousy writer! And I'm still telling her . . .

Number 7:
Poor, poor, poor Adam (her abandoned husband)

Number 6:
It used to be that I could have a crisis!

Number 5:
She even writes when she's at my house

Number 4:
If your name isn't Karen, Eric, Naomi, or Jesse, you don't matter

Number 3:
All of the emotional trauma of a real-life crisis - none of the resolution

Number 2:
If I have to talk her down off the ledge one more time, I will jump!

Number 1:
Michelle who?


Heather, I know you are reading this and you better comment!